25 hilarische tweets die perfect weergeven hoe het is om zwanger te zijn
Je moet constant plassen (of huilen), je bent misselijk, je wil de raarste dingen eten en je sokken die gevallen zijn… Die laat je maar lekker liggen. Yup, zwanger zijn is a rocky road.
Maar gelukkig valt er ook wat te lachen. Althans, als je de zwangere dames op Twitter mag geloven.
— Melissa Merwin Dydyn (@mamerwin) September 11, 2016
Don’t ask a pregnant lady “do you know the sex?” obviously she knows about sex she’s pregnant you stupid idiot
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said:
“I never want to do that again.”
— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) July 21, 2014
Today I dropped a pair of socks and they rolled under my dresser. I have decided I no longer need those socks. #pregnancyproblems
— April Bradley (@abrad83) September 16, 2016
For those wondering how far along I am, I’m at the stage of pregnancy where I can’t look at a dog without crying. #PregnancyProblems
— Kenzie Butcher-Dubs (@DubsKenzie) September 14, 2016
— Jess Marquez (@JayMartini) April 5, 2017
3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She’s not ready yet.
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2015
That moment you get all comfy in bed and then you have to pee… again. #pregnantproblems
— Hanna Geller (@H_M_Geller) April 4, 2017
I think I might be stuck in my bath tub… #pregnancyproblems
— Jordan Parker (@jparker856) September 15, 2016
So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
— Amy W (@Ameiam) June 11, 2015
When your unborn son has more clothes than you #pregnancyproblems
— ♡Shannon♡ (@DueDateDiaries) March 21, 2017
Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.
— αlly (@axvryz) August 15, 2013
5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees?
Pregnant wife: She won’t. She waits till she’s born
5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 11, 2015
— Rachel Kline (@HighleyDesigned) September 11, 2016
— cole_fresh (@Colee_sayzs) September 14, 2016
— Jenna Kay Lunsetter (@JennaLunsetter) March 30, 2017
I had a dream that I have a flat tummy again. I throw stuff on the ground, and pick up, and throw again, just for fun. #pregnancyproblems
— Handezen (@Handezen) March 23, 2017
Husband: need anything at the store? Me: chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. Me 45s later: no ice cream, get artichokes. Me now: get both.
— Pregnant & Tweeting (@WhoaPregnancy) April 18, 2016
I love seeing the change on a guy’s face from sexual interest to horror as he’s checking me out and then realizes I’m #pregnant.
— The Unmaternal Mess (@PregnantMess) September 9, 2016
I just started crying while watching a Post-It commercial.
— samantha jo ❄️❄️ (@samanthajcampen) August 22, 2012
— Jozlyn (@jozlynlilaxoxo) April 1, 2017
— Kelly W. (@kellywwrites) April 4, 2017
— Renee Souvannarath (@NayxNay) September 12, 2016
I finally got a day to sleep in but the baby decided this morning was the perfect time to start teaching kickboxing #pregnancyproblems
— Anna Whitmore (@annakwhitmore) March 24, 2017
You could tell me Abe Lincoln is dead and it’d be news to me and I’d prolly cry like he was my uncle.. #pregnancyproblems
— ☆ heather ☆ (@heatherkrez) March 24, 2017
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