16x de allergrappigste tweets over het moederschap die op je lachspieren werken
We hebben al zo’n 2000 artikelen geschreven over het ouderschap, maar niemand vat deze nobele edoch vermoeiende taak beter samen dan ouders zelf. Daarom verzamelden we deze grappige tweets van moeders en stopten ze in één lijstje. Graag gedaan!
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Other mom: That selfie you posted was so brave – you showed how messy mom life is with no makeup or showering or fixing our hair… Sometimes we just don't have time! Thanks for telling it like it is!
Me: That's literally as good as I can look.
— Christine Owen (@joymoll) January 27, 2018
On Wednesdays, we wear what we were wearing on Tuesday. Probably.
– Mom version of Mean Girls
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 15, 2018
I tried to slow cook a pot roast this morning by plugging in the toaster, but sure son, let me help you with your math homework.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) February 16, 2018
We're so fancy, in our house we use cloth napkins at every meal. My kids call theirs "shirts."
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) February 8, 2018
Well I was for sure the drunkest mom at the school Valentine’s Day party
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) February 15, 2018
Motherhood changes you in profound ways. Now when I put on jeans and a tee shirt, I'm "put together" and not "doing the least I can".
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 15, 2018
Motherhood = finding the silver lining
Like when your toddler gets to the potty in time but forgets to aim & pees on the wall.
— Karen Johnson (@21stcenturysahm) August 13, 2016
I turned on the IPad for my 3yo.
He pat my head and said, "I love you Sweetheart."
— Peachy Parenting (@PeachyParenting) February 16, 2018
My son thinks he could win American Ninja Warrior but first he needs to get thru the grocery store without his legs getting "wobbly & sore."
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 8, 2017
Just once, I want to wake up with the same sense of renewed optimism my 5yo has as he requests candy for breakfast for the 25th day in a row
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 6, 2016
I feel like I should create a recording of me saying PLEASE CLEAN THAT UP so I can just hit play 500 times a day.
— Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) November 12, 2015
I think they should include trying to get to the check out at Costco as an Olympic sport.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) August 6, 2016
Pretty sure my kids have secret meetings where they plan to like the exact opposite foods just to mess with me.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 1, 2017
Instead of gold at the end of a rainbow, moms will find a nap, a maid and someone to listen to their kids talk about video games all day.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) March 17, 2017
Changing your baby's outfit increases their chance of spitting-up by 82%.
That's just science.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 16, 2018
Today my son saw a box of his old toys I was donating and he said, "What the shit?" and I was like oh. my. god. so you DO hear me when I talk.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 19, 2018